To see the rules, visit Rhyming Insult Rules. To sign up for a fight, visit the Insult Arena.

Remember: YOU MUST BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH AT LEAST THREE WORDS RHYMING WITH THE LAST WORD IN YOUR PHRASE. For examples, take a look at the Archived Rhyming Fights.

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Voting results from last round: [cobi] - 2; [Mortified Penguin] - 3. See Archived Fights for more details.

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The Rhyming Insult Arena

Arena Minion [SAHS] stomps into the arena. "Cover your ears and avert your eyes, denizens! Hail the triumphant return of [Mortified Penguin] and [cobi] to this here stage!"

The Minion's mood dictates that [cobi] will begin.

[cobi] Amazing how they let retards as you compete in a battle of intellect.
[Mortified Penguin] This will be another grievous performance by you, I suspect.
So far, you've shown me you are quite a pitiable opponent.
[cobi] you're incapable of rhyming, your brain's missing that component.
oh well, what can you expect from one born and raised in puss?
[Mortified Penguin] Fuck you. Bitch.

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Voting

Please include your name along with your vote (ex: [SAHS] votes for [BadCat]).

1. [Mortified Penguin] votes for [Mortified Penguin]
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